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Trump Vs. White Trash
Just like there have been countless comparisons between Lincoln & Kennedy -- you may recall that Lincoln's secretary was Ms. Kennedy, Kennedy's was Ms. Lincoln -- and that they were both assassinated by a hit and run Lincoln Town Car on Kennedy Boulevard in Jersey City, many parallels can also be drawn between Donald Trump and the White Trash Community.
case in point...
Donald Trump dates women who look like strippers.
White Trash breed women who become strippers.
There are countless other comparisons, such as...
D.T. is a germ-o-phobe who won't even shake your hand when you meet because of his bacterial phobia.
W.T. breed germs much like they breed strippers from their trailers being packed with enough kids to resemble that of a bacterial colony.
D.T.'s idea of "classy" decorating consists mainly of shiny brass fixtures and smoked glass panels.
W.T. also believe that brass and smoked glass is "real classy-like." Witness who patrons his casinos in Atlantic City! Imagine, Elmer snuffing out his Viceroy in the brass-columned ashtray while exiting the tinted revolving glass doors onto the boardwalk to fetch some corndogs and taffy. That's class!
D.T. has entirely too much money to have such a terrible hairdo. His comb-over much resembles a nesting ground-squirrel on his head.
W.T. diets consists mainly of ground-squirrels, then they use the hides to make Davey Crockett style hats...much resembling Donald's coif.
D.T. has had all of his books ghost written.
W.T. have had all of their books ghost read.
So you see, the similarities are endless. Thus I must conclude that either Donald Trump is White Trash with a few million dollars or he was the driver of the Lincoln Town Car while assassinating our beloved presidents. But to be certain I'll check with his secretary...Ms. Kennedy.