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Larry King Tribute
Hey, that September 11 was someday, huh? I know it's hard to believe but I once bowled a 307...They should actually change the name baseball to Yankeeball, they're that damned good folks....There are two types of people, those whose pee smells after eating asparagus and those whose doesn't...which one are you? That Steve and Edie can still really swing after 72 years in show biz...am I right! As far as I'm concerned the newsroom just isn't the same place without a Bernard Shaw behind the telepromter...Speaking about Bernard, has anyone else noticed the similarity between Dan Rather's new coif and Bernie's? I'm telling you they are like twins! Speaking of twins, whatever happened to the Barbie twins, queen sisters of the LA billboard landscape? Oatmeal without honey is like eating the white part of an orange. My seventh wife reminds me daily to take my garlic pills. If American Express is Amex and Federal Express is FedEx why don't we call those hip women's clothing stores Express just Ex? As far as I knew a month ago, Anthrax was the name of a heavy metal band. Why can 't I understand Ozzy Osbourne when he speaks yet when he sings it's as clear as a Sinatra ballad to me...both great crooners of their day. Laura Bush, she's got some great gams. You can't convince me of any other roughage as good as kale...put that in your pipes and and smoke it. Bill Cosby is one funny African American. Does Bernadette Peters look younger every year or am I just getting old looking? Forget peanuts, soy butter is the way to eat a PB&J folks. Finally happy birthday to Frank Sinatra's cousin Oren.